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october third | ten thirty post meridiem
Plop.
I'm not on makeoutclub, but mitsou made me think it would be fun to write a faux-moc ad, since it seems a succint and elegant way to list yr interests and, err, cop some tude. Here 'tis:
Xgoth-casualX
Interests: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy(and)...z
Jesus is the light of my life and the fire of my loins. My sin, my soul.
(I was once threatened by a group of baseball-bat wielding thugs in a park. Fortunately, they scattered at the sight of flashing blue lights. This was my introduction to the term "popo".)
Likes: tender perverts and pantalons verts. microhouses und microblouses. Dopey, Grumpy, Sleepy.
Middling to fair: parcheesi, curds, whey. Happy, Sneezy, Bashful.
Dislikes: you. Doc.
xoxo