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september eighteenth | ten thirty post meridiem ...Las Vegas to Arizona to Albuquerque to... The sweat and smoke of a casino are nauseating at three in the morning. I probably got that wrong, but whatever: the timing of my arrival in Las Vegas was totally Fleming: 3am precisely (Casino Royale is the clincher in the Bond Rubbish In Bed argument: after a romantic beachfront weekend together, Vesper Lind kills herself [and no other Bond girl hangs around afterwards never ever]). I went straight to downtown, where I wandered around a bit (being almost immediately propositioned by a hooker), trying to decide which hotel I should stay at. Binion's Horseshoe seemed to have the most dimly depressingly wood-paneled casino with the most haggard-looking faces still staring into the slots, so I went there. Slept through most of the next day, which was fortunate since the temperature outside reached almost 100 deg. When I finally ventured out at 6pm, the air was still thick and oppressive, so I quickly sauntered just once around the block before heading back in. I played video poker and slots for about five hours, losing only $10, and consuming at least three times that much in complimentary drinks. Ordered a few more while sitting and bullshitting with the pro sports gamblers. Eventually I stumbled out onto Fremont, the weird video-cave street, in time for the light show. I watched people instead: I loved it: here were the same 60-something couples in shorts and polo shirts I'd seen doing 60-something couples in shorts and polo shirts touristy shit in California, except now the 60-something couples in shorts and polo shirts were clutching giant margarita bongs and swaying awkwardly to "Macho Man". Magically, mysteriously, gambling, drinking, smoking, stripping and hooking make tourism fun. This totally made up for the dreariness of the guided tour I'd endured at the Hearst mansion. Still inebriated, I wandered into the strip club across the street. I was too drunk to feel self-conscious or even cheated by the $10 drink I ordered. Soon wound up at a side table having an hours-long, totally fascinating conversation with one of the dancers. It's too long to put down here, but it involved lots of Mormonism and organized crime. Maybe later. Hi, Vegas was a relief in that for the first time on this trip I felt everyone around me was moving linearly, or at least staggering in as linear a fashion as they could. It was a nice change not to be the passive ethereal observer of the crushing mundanity of others' daily lives. OK, now you want to hit me, so I'll stop. (I certainly don't in any way regret going on this trip, but I am already nostalgic for sedentary life.) My last few days in LA, before Vegas, were low-key but very enjoyable. It was nice to see cool people again, and meet a few new ones. (Boo Yaa Yaa!) I left Vegas the morning after the drunken stripper talk. Didn't stop, for dreaming or writing (though I grudgingly did so for the 3 police checkpoints preceding the Hoover Dam); instead drove straight through AZ to Albuquerque in a day and a half, landing in the welcoming bosoms of GEB and FMB a few days early. No Grand Canyon, no cacti, no pueblos: just a ribbon of interstate and miles of beautiful blighted landscape sinking from cocaine-white into rust into violet. Reasons: I'm a little bored with driving; I'm definitely bored with obligatory YOU'VE GOT TO SEE THAT sights; I'm a lot bored with driving. Here I get to be with close friends, I get lots of time to write and read while they go to class and work, and I don't feel compelled to rush out to see boring shit cause it's freaking Albuquerque. Here is where writing is done, as I am sedentary for the next week. Today at a city-wide party for --- employees, I ran into the n@ked gourm3t, a devout burner who massages goddesses with mango butter and cooks delicious food, obviously clothing free. He called me back home to burning man. He showed me several beautiful pictures of the temple of honor pre and mid flame, and he told me about a decompression party happening next month. In the last few weeks I've been to Nevada twice (that makes twice my entire life): once in the far northwest corner, once in the far southeast. Each looks exactly the same: miles of coke-sand dusted evenly over a mirror erupting on the horizon in rivuleted hills of beige. The moment you cross into Arizona, the fine white sand turns to red rocks which soar and dip in an effort to be the Grand Canyon's own (still impressive) mini-me. Needless to say, NEVADA is now a mystical magical gumdrop land leaning hard on heartstrings for me. Like Agent Cooper and his Tibet, sort of. |