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second september | post-haste

Marghettorita Aid, Eh?

Pour 1/5 gal. vodka into a CamelBak water carrier. Add water, then Kool-Aid mix. Sugar crystals will congeal on the CamelBak seal, making it impossible to close. Dissolve them with more vodka. Carry CamelBak around in the scorching desert sun for an afternoon until the contents taste like cherry lighter fluid. Add ice to cool. When the alcohol is too diluted to allow you to breathe fire at will, add tequila. Pass out, preferrably in your own tent. In the morning add more tequila to the persistent and virile Kool-Aid crystals. Continue adding ice, tequila, and tonic throughout the day. Share with everyone. When dusk arrives, mix whiskey with the remaining tequila and Kool-Aid, just for fun. Eat some mushrooms, smoke some opium, drink three glasses of cinnamon absinthe, kiss a few random people, fall swooningly in love, awake with a lithe and lovely creature in your arms. For breakfast, add more whiskey and mango slices. Eat nothing but dust and sunlight. Glide on love and compressed air.

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scorched earth on the spot where i must always kiss goodbye the ones i love


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